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agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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3 weeks ago

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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3 weeks ago

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

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3 weeks ago

thesassylorax:

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

I’M TWENTY YEARS OLD AND I STILL LOSE MY SHIT AT THIS EVERY GODDAMN TIME

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This episode turns 13 years old this year. That’s horrifying.

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3 weeks ago

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery, via whyarevioletsblue)

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3 weeks ago

jeveuxtarevanche:

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

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